Yes, girls. They are quite serious! But, come on, now really, family; if we can make fabrics that generate electricity from both the sunlight and from the movement of the fabric, at the same time, we can most certainly find a way to house and feed our brothers & sisters who live in need! Our failure to do so is despicable, crass, and frankly, embarrassing!
GET IT 2GETHER GIRLS!
We have sufficient technology to produce a world in which we can all indulge together!
Fabrics that can generate electricity from physical movement have been in the works for a few years. Now researchers have taken the next step, developing a fabric that can simultaneously harvest energy from both sunshine and motion.