This is what happens when you bareback!

A middle-aged man who had just suffered a heart attack was rushed to the hospital by ambulance. Once there and upon examination, the doctors discovered that the man was also suffering from numerous sexually transmitted infections. Unfortunately, in addition to his heart attack, the man also contracted gonorrhea, syphilis, and antibiotic-resistant chlamydia. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose to cope with the stress from the surgery and laying on a hospital bed when a young nurse came in to give his weak body a sponge bath. The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?” Surprised and a little caught off guard, the nurse replied, “I don’t know, Sir. I am just trying to get you clean after surgery.” The patient repeated his question to the nurse again, “Ma’am, are my testicles black?” The nurse was quite embarrassed now and she really didn’t want to look at his private parts which were still oozing pus and nastiness from his STI infections, so she replied “Sir! I think everything should be OK with you down there in just a few days.” The patient just kept on asking the nurse again and again and he could see she was getting really flustered. “Are my testicles black, please nurse?” The nurse could not bear that her patient was so concerned about his special places, so she relented and raised his up hospital gown a little. But, she was uncomfortable with the whole situation, so she didn’t raise it too far. She moved her hand around, under the gown to find and jostle his penis so she could get it out of the way and get a good look at the color of his testicles. She moved it all around and checked very closely with her face getting quite close to his big dangly nut sack when suddenly the man ejaculated all over the nurse’s face. Embarrassed by the fiasco, the man pulled off his oxygen mask and said loudly, “Ma’am, thank you for that, I do appreciate it, but I really still need to know, are my freaking tests results back?”

Adapted from content found on: “Best Dirty Jokes Ever – Unijokes.Com – 635 Dirty Jokes”. Unijokes.com. N.p., 2016. Web. 25 Sept. 2016.


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